Washed Up

Every time I go to the ladies room to wash my hands, the running water makes me have to pee.

Which means I have to wash my hands again when I'm done.

Luckily, I have not yet been sucked in to an infinity loop of hand washing, peeing, hand washing, peeing... although I worry that a Pavlovian thing might overtake me and soon I will be nowhere to be found because I'll be stuck in the ladies room wearing a groove in the floor between the sink and the stall.