Lucy Dog, you better go to your bed. Salad and I need to... talk.
Oh, hey Salad. You look nice tonight. Did I tell you that already? Well, it's true.
So fresh and crunchy. You naughty bitch.
I see you brought out your red cabbage tonight. Rrrrrear, kinky...
Would you mind if I just took one little taste?
Wait, before I do that, it helps if I have something to watch-
What? Oh. I see. You don't want me to watch anything? You want me to focus on you?
Hmmm... this is awkward now. Because I'm supposed to be in control here, Salad. You can't tell me what to do.
Damn it, I can't stay mad at you.
Let me crack some fresh black pepper all over you to make it up for you. Maybe even give you a little toss, if you ask nicely....
I love you, Salad. Let's do this.
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